4am-phonecalls:

Making someone horny when theyre in a really inappropriate place to be horny is my favourite hobby

nerdygirlssdoitbest:

Seriously in need of a good cuddle session that turns into rough fucking and then into slow passionate love making.

taurusfem:

im trying to be authentic and true to myself but she’s very elusive which is sexy but hard to work with

overhoertpaagym:

“Du kan ikke bare mumle og kalde det jysk”

— Dialekt appropriation

thedankestmemehustler:

pros:

• you’ll be the cute one

cons:

• holy SHIT where do i begin
  

iforawesome:

itagnola:

I think my biggest problem is that I love being alone but I hate being lonely

M O O D !

qabby:

girls are just so [clenches fist] fucking pretty